is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
home. puking in laundry basket.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
do nipples grow back?
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