ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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