4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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