Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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