If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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