You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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