What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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