Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
