where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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