Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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