stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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