Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
