i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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