omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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