we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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