I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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