Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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