I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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