Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize