I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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