i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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