Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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