can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
