I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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