so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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