six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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