So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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