i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
