You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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