i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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