It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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