She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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