You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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