how can u be prego again
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
