Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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