ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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