You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize