Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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