I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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