it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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