dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Someone shit on the floor
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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