Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize
