Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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