So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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