Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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