I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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