Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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