I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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