It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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