Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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