Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
is that a dick in a sweater?
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