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he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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