i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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